Round 1- Where is everybody?!!

[Kaylee]

First reaction- Impressed at John Wilson's punctuality and actually being inducted to the tribe chat at 8:30 on the dot.

Second reaction- Okay another Org. Why am I putting myself through this again? Okay focus on meeting these boring people oh waIT EMILY!!!!!!1! IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?

Third reaction- Ugh these other people are so b o r i n g help me. Noah is kinda cute though but what's up with his hair?

A compilation of these reactions in a confessional video:

[Kaylee]

Day 2: Or, a flurry of inactivity.



I was at a funeral so I didn't mind having 3 people completely MIA for the day. Emily and I are solid as heck and it's finally nice to have an alliance with someone who is completely on the same page as you are. We decided that we needed to get a head start on gathering numbers for a majority, and let me tell y'all, WHEN THREE OF YOUR TRIBE MATES AREN'T THERE ALL DAY, that's quite a challenge. Myvatn, or My Vat of Inactivity, am I right? Anyways, after the funeral, Em and I got to work on Noah. It didn't take long for him to create a group alliance chat between the three of us, as we made him think that it was HIS idea for us all to work together. Obviously maybe he's smarter than we think, but I believe that his greasy hair says otherwise (sorry post-game Noah.) 

Let's talk about the Day 2 Inactives. 

Cameron: His brother went to jail apparently?? Which is why he was inactive. And by inactive, I mean, he hadn't spoken to any of us since Night 1. Not much to say about him, aside from the fact that he's Noah's first boot. I plan on playing the middle with him for as long as it takes, mostly because I'm not ready to dive in with Noah. He seems messy, spontaneous, and wants to add Mark into an alliance of 4?? Mark who? Sorry this is my Cameron paragraph.

Mark: OK MARK WHO??? HE HAS NOT SPOKEN ONE DAMN WORD TO ME AND BITCH I AM TRYING. Well i'm not trying that hard, but he sure as hell is trying my patience. Maybe God will hear my atheistic prayers and speak to Mark and tell him that he's being a prick wHO WON'T EVEN ACCEPT MY SKYPE FRIEND REQUEST EVEN THOUGH HE'S TALKING TO EVERYBODY ELSE. Ugh. I don't know how much longer I can make priest jokes honestly, I've exhausted my repertoire so I think its time for him to go. 

Doug: Ok, I like him, I think he can be a vote in the future but I have no idea where his head is at becAUSE HE ONLY ANSWERS EVERY THREE HOURS. If I ever get to talk to him about something other than his birthday party, I'll update.


Welp, challenge time soon with MARK!! MAYBE HE'LL SAY SOMETHING TO ME SINCE HE'S FORCED TO!!!
Katie is going to have so much fun sitting in on our first conversation about blocks. 

[Kaylee]